Five Champagnes, Zero Excuses, All Price
Midtown West · New York · Russian-American · Visit Website ↗
Reviewed June 8, 2026
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The wine list at The Russian Tea Room is exactly five bottles long — all Champagne, all famous labels, all priced for people who don't check the tab. This isn't a wine program; it's a flex menu for the expense account crowd.
Five Champagnes: Ruinart Blanc de Blancs, Veuve Clicquot, Dom Pérignon 2015, Krug Grand Cuvée 168th Edition, and Louis Roederer Cristal 2012. That's it. No reds, no whites, no rosé, no half-bottles, no regional curiosity — nothing. The range runs $325 to $1,275, which means every bottle is already a commitment, and the markups on recognizable names like Dom and Cristal are doing exactly what you'd expect in a room like this. To their credit, the Champagnes themselves are legitimate — Krug and Cristal are genuinely great wines — but calling this a wine list is charitable.
No by-the-glass information is available from the restaurant's own materials, which tells you everything. If you want a glass of wine here, you're likely looking at a full bottle commitment or whatever the server decides to offer.
Ruinart Blanc de Blancs Brut — $325
It's the entry point on the list and the most honest pour here — Ruinart's Blanc de Blancs is genuinely elegant, all Chardonnay, and at least you're getting quality for what remains an eye-watering price. By local comparable markups, this is still steep, but it's the least painful option on the card.
Louis Roederer Cristal 2012
Not hidden in the traditional sense — Cristal is one of the most famous Champagnes in the world — but the 2012 vintage is legitimately excellent and is hitting a beautiful drinking window right now. If you're going to spend the money anywhere on this list, the vintage specificity here at least gives you something worth talking about.
Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Brut
Veuve Yellow Label is a $50–60 retail bottle being sold in a context where the markup is unjustifiable and the wine itself is the least interesting thing on the list. You can drink this at the airport. Don't order it here.
Krug Grand Cuvée 168th Edition + Beluga caviar service
If you're sitting in the Russian Tea Room spending four figures on a bottle, at least commit to the bit. Krug's oxidative, toasty complexity is one of the few wines that doesn't get steamrolled by the salt and fat of caviar — it meets it head-on. This is the one pairing on the list that actually makes sense.
❌ The Bottom Line
The Russian Tea Room treats wine as an afterthought dressed up in Champagne flutes — five famous labels at punishing prices with no range, no by-the-glass program, and no apparent curiosity about wine beyond what looks impressive on a table. Go for the spectacle, order the caviar, but don't come here expecting a wine list.
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