Your Wine Adventure Wingman

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We review restaurant wine lists so you don't waste $60 on a $15 bottle. Real reviews, real metrics, zero pretension.

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Honest wine list breakdowns from our team

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The Vibe-Check Rating System

No stars. No scores. Every wine list gets a badge that tells you exactly what to expect.

🔥The Rager

Exceptional wine program. Worth traveling for.

🎲The Wild Card

Exciting finds, unique selections. High reward.

✔️The Reliable

Solid, fair pricing, good selections. Won't disappoint.

The Lazy List

Overpriced, boring, or neglected. Skip the wine.

Wingman Metrics

Three things that tell you more about a wine program than any point score ever could.

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Glassware Grade

Varietal-specific stems, stemless casual, or red-flag plastics. How a restaurant serves your wine says everything about how much they care.

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Staff Confidence

Knowledgeable and friendly, willing but green, or actively unhelpful. Your server is either your wingman or your obstacle.

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Markup Fairness

Fair, steep, or gouge. We compare list prices to retail so you know whether you're paying a reasonable premium or getting fleeced.

Fighting the Corporate Wine List

You know the list. Five whites, five reds, all from the same distributor, all marked up 400%. It's the restaurant equivalent of a playlist curated by an algorithm that hates you. We exist because you deserve better information before you spend your money.

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