Wine 101

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The Basics4 min read

How to Read a Restaurant Wine List in 60 Seconds

The four things to look at first, what the layout tells you about the restaurant, and when to just ask your server.

Value5 min read

The Markup Math: What You're Actually Paying

Standard restaurant markup is 2.5–3x retail. Here's how to spot fair pricing and when to order by the glass vs. bottle.

Strategy3 min read

By the Glass: When It's Smart and When It's a Trap

By-the-glass programs can be a goldmine or a graveyard. Learn to tell the difference before you order.

Pairing4 min read

Wine and Food Pairing: The Only 3 Rules You Need

Forget the complicated charts. Match weight, consider acid, and don't overthink it. That covers 90% of pairings.

Value5 min read

5 Wines That Are Almost Always a Good Value on Restaurant Lists

Albariño, Cru Beaujolais, Grüner Veltliner, Malbec, and Muscadet. Why these five punch above their price.

The Basics3 min read

What to Say When the Sommelier Asks What You Like

Forget grape names. Tell them what you're eating, your price range, and whether you want safe or adventurous. That's it.

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