Coming Soon
The Raging Wine Shop
By popular demand (okay, like four people asked, but they were very enthusiastic), we're launching a merch shop.
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Our team is hard at work
And by "team" we mean two people with a laptop, a Printful account, and strong opinions about font sizes. We're picking fabrics, arguing over thread colors, and making sure every product is something we'd actually wear to dinner.
No rush. Good merch, like good wine, shouldn't be rushed.
What's in the Works
A sneak peek at what we're cooking up. Everything designed for people who love wine but refuse to take it too seriously.
Tagline Tees
T-shirts with lines like "Skip the Second Cheapest Bottle" and "Your Wine List Wingman." The kind of shirt that starts conversations at restaurants.
The Raging Cap
Embroidered dad hat. Subtle enough for a nice dinner. Bold enough for a tailgate. Works everywhere wine does.
Insulated Tumblers
Stemless wine tumblers that keep your pour cold at the park, the pool, and everywhere your glassware can't go.
The Morning After Mug
"I Rate Wine Lists" coffee mug. For the morning after you rated one too many.
Vibe-Check Sticker Pack
All four badges: Rager, Wild Card, Reliable, Lazy List. Stick them on laptops, water bottles, wine fridges, or that restaurant menu that earned a Lazy List.
The Raging Tote
"This Bag Held a Rager." Big enough for two bottles, a corkscrew, and zero regrets.
The Raging Wine Merch Promise
✓ Every item tested by us before it goes on sale. If we wouldn't wear it to a restaurant, we won't sell it to you.
✓ No generic logo slapping. Every design earns its place.
✓ Made to order. No warehouse full of medium tees nobody wanted. Your shirt gets printed when you order it.
✓ A portion of every sale goes toward our Research Fund. That's what we call the dinner budget.
Get First Dibs
Drop your email and we'll let you know the second the shop opens. Subscribers get early access and a launch-day discount. Because loyalty should come with perks.
Get the Weekly Wingman
One wine list review, one adventure pick, one quick tip, and a personal note. Every week. Under 500 words.