The English Inn

Come to Sushi Lover for the sushi — the wine list is clearly not the point and nobody's pretending otherwise. If you're drinking wine tonight, stick to the rosé or the plum wine and save the serious bottle for a restaurant that cares.

Taverne in the Sky is a perfectly competent hotel wine list with a knockout view as its wingman — fair prices on the accessible end, solid big-name bottle selection, and enough range to keep a mixed table happy. We wouldn't make a special trip for the wine alone, but if you're already there watching the Packers light up across the street, you won't be drinking badly.

1951 West is a safe, competent wine destination for steakhouse loyalists who want familiar California heavyweights without any curveballs. If you're chasing discovery, look elsewhere — but if you're ordering a ribeye and want a bottle that won't let you down, Jordan or Caymus will carry the night.

TGI Fridays Green Bay is not a wine destination — it's a place where wine is an afterthought flanked by endless appetizer deals and frozen cocktails. If you're here, get the happy hour $5 pours, drink the Ste. Michelle Riesling or La Crema Pinot Noir, and save your wine ambitions for somewhere that has them too.

LongHorn is a perfectly fine place to eat a steak in Green Bay — just don't expect the wine list to keep up with the kitchen. Order a cocktail, split a bottle of the Malbec if you must, and save the serious wine drinking for somewhere that cares.

We wouldn't send a friend here for wine — we'd tell them to get the Sprite and save their money for somewhere that cares. Olive Garden feeds a lot of people and does it fine, but the wine list is a checkbox, not a program.