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Everett · Everett · Seafood · Visit Website ↗
Reviewed July 8, 2026
Wingman Metrics
The wine list at Red Lobster Everett reads like a grocery store shelf that someone laminated and called a program. You've seen every name here before — probably at a checkout line — and there's zero attempt to surprise you or match the seafood-forward menu with anything interesting.
We're looking at 15-25 bottles anchored by the usual suspects: Kim Crawford, Kendall-Jackson, Meiomi, Chateau Ste. Michelle. The Washington nod with Ste. Michelle Riesling is the one moment of regional self-awareness, which makes sense given they're sitting in Washington state. California and New Zealand fill out the rest with zero ambition. There are no grower producers, no interesting appellations, and no reason to linger on the list longer than thirty seconds.
Eight to twelve by-the-glass options sound generous until you realize it's essentially the same four brands in different formats. The glass price range of $8–$14 is tolerable on the surface, but when you're pouring Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay at chain-restaurant margins, the value math doesn't hold up. There's no rotation happening here — this list was set and forgotten.
Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling — $9
It's the one wine that actually makes sense in context. Ste. Michelle makes solid Riesling from Columbia Valley, it cuts through buttery seafood dishes, and it's the only bottle on this list with a legitimate regional story to tell.
Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling
Most people at Red Lobster reach for the Chardonnay out of habit. Don't. The Riesling is the smarter order — better acidity, better with seafood, and it's actually made down the road in Washington. It'll make your Ultimate Feast feel like a deliberate decision.
Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay
This bottle retails for $12–$14 and will cost you meaningfully more here with nothing added in the experience. It's a fine grocery store Chardonnay, but paying chain-restaurant markup on a mass-production California Chard is exactly the kind of thing we're here to stop you from doing.
Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling + Ultimate Feast
The sweetness and acidity in the Riesling stand up to the butter, garlic, and richness across the shrimp, lobster, and crab legs. It's not a sophisticated pairing — but it's the right call on this list with that dish.
❌ The Bottom Line
Red Lobster's wine list exists to check a box, not to enhance your meal. Order the Ste. Michelle Riesling, enjoy your biscuits, and save the serious wine for somewhere that actually cares.
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Grocery Store
Fair
Basic Stemmed
Rotating Cast
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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Crowd Pleasers
Steep
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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Grocery Store
Steep
Basic Stemmed
MIA
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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Plays It Safe
Steep
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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Grocery Store
Fair
Basic Stemmed
Rotating Cast
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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Grocery Store
Steep
Basic Stemmed
Rotating Cast
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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Crowd Pleasers
Steep
Basic Stemmed
MIA
Occasional
Acceptable
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Crowd Pleasers
Fair
Basic Stemmed
Rotating Cast
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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Crowd Pleasers
Steep
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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