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Houlihan's – Columbus Airport Area

Airport Chain Wine: Exactly What You'd Expect

Airport / East Columbus · Columbus · American Bar & Grill · Visit Website ↗

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Reviewed June 28, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyCrowd Pleasers
MarkupSteep
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffRotating Cast
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempAcceptable

First Impression

The wine list at this DoubleTree-adjacent Houlihan's is exactly what you'd expect from a chain restaurant catering to travelers who just want something familiar after a long flight. It's a laminated insert of greatest hits — the kind of list assembled by a corporate committee somewhere in Kansas City, not by anyone who actually cares about wine. If you're hoping for a surprise, keep moving.

Selection Deep Dive

The list clocks in around 25-35 labels and covers California, New Zealand, Italy, and Washington State, which sounds broader than it actually is. In practice, it's a parade of grocery store shelf-talker favorites — Kim Crawford, Kendall-Jackson, La Marca — brands engineered for mass recognition, not for drinking well. There's no depth here, no grower Champagne tucked in the corner, no interesting regional American producer. It's a list that exists to minimize friction, not to offer anything worth talking about.

By the Glass

Eight to twelve by-the-glass options sound reasonable until you realize they're all pulling from the same short bench of commercial producers. Prices run $8–$14 a glass, which feels acceptable until you remember you can buy most of these bottles at Kroger for $12–$15 retail. The markup math doesn't pencil out in your favor.

💰Best Value

La Marca Prosecco — $8

If you're going to drink here, bubbles are your safest escape hatch. La Marca is a crowd-pleaser Prosecco that's at least refreshing and hard to mess up. At the low end of the glass price range, it's the least painful option on the list.

💎Hidden Gem

Louis M. Martini Cabernet Sauvignon

Martini is one of the oldest Napa producers and their Sonoma Cab regularly punches above its price class. Most people at a place like this will grab the Kendall-Jackson out of habit, but the Martini is the more interesting bottle if you're going red.

Skip This

Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay

KJ Chardonnay is a $14 retail bottle dressed up in restaurant pricing. You've had it a hundred times, it offers nothing new, and you're paying a significant premium for the privilege of drinking something you could grab at any gas station with a wine section.

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc + Spinach Artichoke Dip

Kim Crawford's trademark citrus and grassy bite cuts through the richness of a cream-heavy dip better than anything else on this list. It's not a profound pairing, but it's a functional one — and at Houlihan's, functional is the ceiling.

The Bottom Line

This is airport-adjacent chain wine, full stop — familiar labels at inflated prices for a captive audience that mostly wants something cold and wet after traveling. Order a cocktail instead, or hit the hotel bar and call it a night.

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