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The Lazy List

Blue Gene's Steakhouse

Four Wines, Zero Effort, Full Markup

Salt Lake City · Salt Lake City · Bar · Visit Website ↗

casual-vibes

Reviewed April 1, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyGrocery Store
MarkupSteep
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffMIA
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempAcceptable

First Impression

The wine list at Blue Gene's is less a list and more a bulletin — four bottles, total, sitting alongside a cocktail menu that's clearly where this bar puts its energy. This is a 21+ late-night hangout with pool tables and karaoke next to Urban Lounge, and the wine program communicates exactly that level of priority.

Selection Deep Dive

Four labels, four regions, zero coherence. Monkey Bay Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand, Barefoot Chardonnay from California, Kung Fu Girl Riesling from Washington, and Trapiche Alaris Malbec from Argentina — it reads like someone grabbed one bottle each from the checkout aisle at Smiths. There's no depth, no regional story, and no real nod to the steakhouse label the restaurant carries. Kung Fu Girl is a legitimately decent Riesling that doesn't belong in this company, and the Malbec is serviceable, but neither of them can carry a wine program on their own.

By the Glass

All four bottles are available by the glass at $6–$9, which is the one honest thing happening here. The problem is that when the bottle prices run $40–$45, you're looking at markups between 200% and 400% — Barefoot Chardonnay at $40 a bottle is a genuine offense when it retails for $8. Pour the glass and don't do the math.

💰Best Value

Kung Fu Girl Riesling — $9/glass

At $9 a glass it's at least a wine that punches above its shelf position — off-dry, crisp, and at 200% markup it's the least egregious pour on the list.

💎Hidden Gem

Trapiche Alaris Malbec

Nobody's ordering Malbec at a karaoke bar, but Trapiche Alaris is a solid everyday Argentine red that holds its own — order it by the glass and move on with your night.

Skip This

Barefoot Chardonnay

A 400% markup on an $8 retail bottle is the single worst value on this list. Order literally anything else, or just get a cocktail — which is what this place actually does well.

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Trapiche Alaris Malbec + Unknown — no menu food items available

If Blue Gene's carries any bar snacks or meat-forward bites, the Malbec is your only real option — it's the only red on the list and it can handle something with weight.

The Bottom Line

Blue Gene's is a cocktail bar that accidentally has a wine list, and it shows in every possible way. Come for the karaoke and the highballs — skip the wine unless you're really committed to that glass of Riesling.

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