Lakeland

Cracker Barrel's wine program exists in the same way the decorative horseshoes on the wall exist — for atmosphere, not function. Order the biscuits, order the sweet tea, and save the wine drinking for a restaurant that's actually trying.

Abuelo's wine program is an afterthought, and the food is good enough that it doesn't need to be. Get the margarita, get the fajitas, and save the wine night for somewhere that cares.

Applebee's is not a wine destination, and the Lakeland location doesn't pretend otherwise — which is almost a point in its favor. Order a cocktail, enjoy the wings, and save the wine drinking for somewhere that actually cares.

Chili's wine list exists to check a box, not to enhance your dinner. Order a margarita — it's what they actually care about — and save the wine conversation for somewhere that's having it back.