Great Drag Show, Grocery Store Wine List
Short North · Columbus · American, Bar · Visit Website ↗
Updated June 2026
Reviewed by the RagingWine Tasting Desk · March 22, 2026
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The wine list at Union Cafe takes about four seconds to read — and that includes blinking. Nine Woodbridge and Barefoot labels, all priced at $8 a glass, staring back at you like a CVS endcap that got a little too comfortable. The room is genuinely fun and the drag shows are legitimately world-class, but whoever put this list together was not thinking about the wine drinkers in the building.
This is as California-generic as it gets: Woodbridge covers the reds and most of the whites, Barefoot handles the sweeter end, and that's the whole story. No depth, no regional curiosity, no producer worth mentioning to a friend. There's a J Roget Brut split on the menu that technically counts as bubbles, but J Roget is the bottom rung of a very long ladder. If you came here hoping to find something interesting — a skin-contact white, an off-the-beaten-path red, literally anything with a story — keep walking.
Eight of the eleven labels are available by the glass, which sounds generous until you realize the list is eleven bottles of mass-market California wine. Every pour is $8, which is honest pricing for what you're getting — essentially, wine as a mixer at a bar that happens to serve food. Rotation appears to be nonexistent; this list has the energy of something that hasn't changed since the Obama administration.
Woodbridge Pinot Grigio — $8
At $8 a glass for a wine that retails for $9, you're basically drinking at retail. It's not exciting, but it's cold, inoffensive, and won't hurt your wallet while you watch the show.
Woodbridge Rosé
It's not hidden so much as ignored — most people here are ordering cocktails, and the rosé sits quietly on the list. On a warm night on that big patio, a $8 glass of pink wine is a perfectly acceptable move, and at near-retail pricing, at least you're not getting gouged.
J Roget Brut Split
A 60% markup on a $5 split of J Roget — a sparkling wine that tastes like carbonated ambition — is the one place on this list where you're actually paying a penalty. If you want bubbles, order a cocktail instead.
Barefoot Riesling + Pad Thai
A little sweetness in the glass softens the heat and salt in the Pad Thai. Barefoot Riesling is not a serious wine, but it's doing real work here, and at $8 it earns its place on the table.
The Bottom Line
Union Cafe is a legitimately great bar with a genuinely terrible wine list — come for the drag, the patio, and the Stack Burger, and order a cocktail unless you truly don't care what's in your glass. The pricing is shockingly fair for what it is, but what it is is Woodbridge.
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