Come for the Guinness, skip the wine
Downtown / New Haven · Melbourne · Irish pub and American bar food · Visit Website ↗
Reviewed by the RagingWine Tasting Desk · July 12, 2026
RagingWine reviewed The Cottage Irish Pub’s wine list and gave it The Lazy List — RagingWine’s Vibe-Check rating. How RagingWine reviews wine lists →
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The wine list at The Cottage Irish Pub is not so much a list as it is a single line item — and honestly, that tells you everything you need to know before you even sit down. This is a beer and whiskey pub through and through, and the wine program exists only to check a box. If you came here for wine, you took a wrong turn.
There is exactly one wine on offer here — a California house pour that rotates between Copper Ridge and Barefoot depending on what the distributor dropped off, both of which you can find at a gas station off I-95. There is no regional exploration, no Old World presence, no attempt at variety by the glass or bottle. The 'selection' begins and ends with a generic California red or white and asks absolutely nothing of the drinker. For a pub built around conviviality and craft, the wine program is an afterthought at best.
One option. That's it. A $6 pour of house wine — Copper Ridge or Barefoot, take your pick, because the kitchen probably doesn't know which one is back there either. Happy hour drops it to $7, which is somehow more expensive, so check the fine print before you order.
Copper Ridge House Wine — $6
At $6 a glass, it's hard to get outraged — this is pub pricing for pub wine. It's not good, but it won't break the bank or your evening.
Barefoot House Wine
Not a gem by any stretch, but if you're stuck between this and nothing, the Barefoot white is inoffensive enough to get you through a plate of fish and chips without complaint.
Copper Ridge House Wine
Skip the wine entirely. This pub has a serious beer and whiskey program — lean into that instead. A pint of Guinness is going to be a far better experience than anything in a wine glass here.
Barefoot House Wine + Fish and chips
A crisp, neutral white with battered fish works on a purely functional level — the wine won't compete with the food because it barely has a personality to compete with. It's the least bad pairing available.
❌ The Bottom Line
The Cottage Irish Pub is a genuinely fun neighborhood spot — just not for wine. Order a Jameson or pull a pint and enjoy the atmosphere for what it is.
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