Surfside Diner
Skip the Wine, Order a Milkshake Instead
Palm Beach · Palm Beach · American Diner · Visit Website ↗
Reviewed February 23, 2026
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First Impression
The wine list at Surfside Diner feels like an afterthought stapled to the back of a menu designed for pancakes and burgers. We're talking the kind of selections you'd find in the corner store wine aisle—safe, boring, and priced like they're doing you a favor. This is a diner that knows its lane, and wine isn't in it.
Selection Deep Dive
The list reads like someone Googled 'popular wines' and called it a day. Expect the usual suspects: a California Chardonnay that could be from anywhere, a Pinot Grigio that tastes like water with a wine label, and maybe a Cabernet that's been sitting since the Obama administration. There's no regional focus, no interesting producers, and certainly no one curating with any passion. It's the vinous equivalent of a frozen patty—it'll do the job, but you won't remember it.
By the Glass
By-the-glass options are limited and uninspired—probably the same three wines that have been on the list since opening day. You're looking at house pours that come from industrial producers, served in whatever glass is clean. No rotation, no seasonal changes, no signs of life. If you're here for breakfast or a late-night burger, stick with coffee or a Coke.
Kendall-Jackson Chardonnay — $38
Not because it's good value—it's not—but because at least you know what you're getting: reliable, if boring, California fruit
There isn't one
This list has no gems, hidden or otherwise—just safe, mass-market selections marked up for tourists
Any bottle over $50
You're paying beach-town markup on grocery store wine—don't do it to yourself
House Rosé + Classic Cheeseburger with Fries
Cold, pink, and forgettable—it won't compete with the greasy comfort food, and that's probably for the best
❌ The Bottom Line
Surfside Diner knows what it is: a casual spot for comfort food and ocean views. Wine isn't the reason you're here, and the list makes that abundantly clear. Save your wine budget for somewhere that cares.
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