Mastro's Ocean Club
500 Bottles Deep, But All the Usual Suspects
The Woodlands · Houston · Steakhouse, Seafood · Visit Website ↗
Reviewed March 9, 2026
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First Impression
The wine book lands on your table with a satisfying thud — 500+ bottles will do that. But flip through it and you'll see the same trophy Napa Cabs and Champagnes you'd find at any upscale steakhouse chain. It's impressive by weight, disappointing by imagination.
Selection Deep Dive
Heavy Napa focus with the expected lineup: Caymus Special Selection, Silver Oak, Opus One. Bordeaux gets representation, Dom Pérignon anchors the bubbles. What's missing? Everything else. No Rhône, sparse Old World beyond the greatest hits, zero natural wine or emerging regions. For a 500-bottle list, it reads like a 100-bottle list that's been padded with verticals and duplicates. This is wine for people who want names they recognize, not flavors they haven't tried.
By the Glass
Thirty to forty glass pours sounds generous until you realize the markup math. The Candoni Prosecco at $40 retails for $15 — that's a 167% markup on bubbles that barely qualify as interesting. Mer Soleil Chardonnay shows up at $33 (retail $25), which is almost reasonable by comparison. The glass program exists to move volume during social hour, not to introduce you to anything worth remembering.
Mer Soleil Chardonnay — $33
Only 32% markup makes this the rare fair play on the list — buttery Chardonnay that pairs with everything from shrimp cocktail to lobster bisque
Thistledown Gorgeous Grenache
Australian Grenache at a Napa-obsessed steakhouse? It's here at $33, lighter-bodied and fruit-forward — perfect if you're tired of tannic bombs
Candoni Prosecco
$40 for a $15 bottle of forgettable bubbles is insulting — spend the same money on the Mer Soleil and actually taste something
Carol Shelton Coquille Red Blend + Seafood Tower
The red blend's bright acidity and lighter body won't overwhelm delicate shellfish, while the 61% markup is almost reasonable by this list's standards
❌ The Bottom Line
Mastro's has the staff, the glassware, and the cellar space to be a destination. Instead, they've built a wine list for expense accounts and people who think Silver Oak is adventurous. Come for the shrimp cocktail, order a cocktail.
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