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The Lazy List

Mastro's Ocean Club

500 Bottles Deep, But All the Usual Suspects

The Woodlands · Houston · Steakhouse, Seafood · Visit Website ↗

splurge-worthyold-world-focusdate-night

Reviewed March 9, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyPlays It Safe
MarkupSteep
GlasswareVarietal Specific
StaffKnowledgeable & Friendly
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempProper

First Impression

The wine book lands on your table with a satisfying thud — 500+ bottles will do that. But flip through it and you'll see the same trophy Napa Cabs and Champagnes you'd find at any upscale steakhouse chain. It's impressive by weight, disappointing by imagination.

Selection Deep Dive

Heavy Napa focus with the expected lineup: Caymus Special Selection, Silver Oak, Opus One. Bordeaux gets representation, Dom Pérignon anchors the bubbles. What's missing? Everything else. No Rhône, sparse Old World beyond the greatest hits, zero natural wine or emerging regions. For a 500-bottle list, it reads like a 100-bottle list that's been padded with verticals and duplicates. This is wine for people who want names they recognize, not flavors they haven't tried.

By the Glass

Thirty to forty glass pours sounds generous until you realize the markup math. The Candoni Prosecco at $40 retails for $15 — that's a 167% markup on bubbles that barely qualify as interesting. Mer Soleil Chardonnay shows up at $33 (retail $25), which is almost reasonable by comparison. The glass program exists to move volume during social hour, not to introduce you to anything worth remembering.

💰Best Value

Mer Soleil Chardonnay — $33

Only 32% markup makes this the rare fair play on the list — buttery Chardonnay that pairs with everything from shrimp cocktail to lobster bisque

💎Hidden Gem

Thistledown Gorgeous Grenache

Australian Grenache at a Napa-obsessed steakhouse? It's here at $33, lighter-bodied and fruit-forward — perfect if you're tired of tannic bombs

Skip This

Candoni Prosecco

$40 for a $15 bottle of forgettable bubbles is insulting — spend the same money on the Mer Soleil and actually taste something

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Carol Shelton Coquille Red Blend + Seafood Tower

The red blend's bright acidity and lighter body won't overwhelm delicate shellfish, while the 61% markup is almost reasonable by this list's standards

The Bottom Line

Mastro's has the staff, the glassware, and the cellar space to be a destination. Instead, they've built a wine list for expense accounts and people who think Silver Oak is adventurous. Come for the shrimp cocktail, order a cocktail.

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