Corporate Beef, Corporate Bottle, Move Along
Melbourne · Melbourne · Steakhouse
Reviewed by the RagingWine Tasting Desk · July 12, 2026
RagingWine reviewed LongHorn Steakhouse – Melbourne’s wine list and gave it The Lazy List — RagingWine’s Vibe-Check rating. How RagingWine reviews wine lists →
Wingman Metrics
The wine list at LongHorn Melbourne reads exactly like you'd expect from a national chain: laminated, predictable, and clearly assembled by a corporate committee somewhere in suburban Atlanta. You've seen this list before — probably at the last three chain steakhouses you visited. It's not offensive, it's just aggressively average.
Forty to fifty-five bottles deep, but depth is the wrong word here — it's more like width at the shallow end. California and Washington State anchor the list, with a token nod to New Zealand via Kim Crawford. The producers on offer — Bread & Butter, Meiomi, Chateau Ste. Michelle — are grocery-store staples, perfectly drinkable but carrying significant brand-name markups that don't do you any favors. There's nothing here that'll make you lean across the table and whisper 'you have to try this.'
Ten to fourteen pours by the glass, which is a reasonable count for a place like this. At $7–$13 a glass, the pricing sounds approachable until you realize these same bottles retail for $12–$18 at your local Total Wine. The rotation appears fixed — don't expect seasonal surprises or anything poured because someone on staff got excited about a new find.
Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling — $9
It's the one wine on this list that actually makes sense with food. Off-dry with enough acidity to cut through a butter-basted steak, and Washington Riesling at this price point is genuinely hard to argue with.
Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling
Everyone at a steakhouse reaches for the Cab. The Riesling gets ignored, which is a shame — it handles the rich, fatty cuts on this menu better than most of the reds on the list.
Meiomi Pinot Noir
Meiomi is a $14 retail bottle dressed up as a $45 bottle on this list. It's sweet, jammy, and built for people who don't really like Pinot Noir. Hard pass.
Bread & Butter Cabernet Sauvignon + Outlaw Ribeye
It's the obvious call, and honestly it works. The Cab's soft tannins and dark fruit don't fight the ribeye's char — they just roll with it. Not exciting, but functional, which is about as high as the bar gets here.
❌ The Bottom Line
LongHorn Melbourne's wine program is a checkbox, not a passion project — the list exists because a steakhouse has to have wine, not because anyone here cares about what's in your glass. Order the steak, grab the Riesling if you must, and save the bottle for a place that's actually trying.
North Melbourne · Melbourne · Japanese / Sushi
Makoto isn't trying to be a wine bar and it knows it — the list is short, the labels are familiar, and the prices are genuinely kind. Send your friends here for sushi and tell them to order the Malbec by the bottle; they'll be fine.
Crowd Pleasers
Steal
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Set & Forget
Acceptable
Downtown Melbourne · Melbourne · Elevated Regional American
The Landing Rooftop is a reliable spot for a glass with a genuinely spectacular view — hit it on a Wednesday when the wines go half price and the Cambria Chardonnay becomes the best deal on the Space Coast. Don't come here to geek out on wine; do come here to drink something decent while watching a rocket launch.
Crowd Pleasers
Fair
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Active Program
Acceptable
West Melbourne · Melbourne · Floribbean / Key West-inspired American
Hemingway's Tavern isn't a wine destination, but it earns its keep with a list that's wider than the vibe suggests and a Wednesday half-price bottle deal that makes even the steeper markups disappear. Come for the tacos, stay for the Albariño, and thank the calendar for getting you there on Wednesday.
Solid Range
Steep
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Seasonal Rotation
Acceptable
West Melbourne · Melbourne · Greek / Mediterranean
It's a counter-service Greek grill in a strip mall that serves Xinomavro and Assyrtiko at fair prices — that's either a minor miracle or a Wild Card, and we're calling it the latter. Don't sleep on the wine list just because you're eating off a paper tray.
Small but Thoughtful
Fair
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Set & Forget
Acceptable
Melbourne · Melbourne · Casual steakhouse / Australian-inspired American
Outback's wine list is exactly what you'd expect from a national chain that treats wine as a revenue line item rather than a program worth caring about. Come for the steak, order the Chateau Ste. Michelle if you need a bottle, and save the real wine exploration for a different night.
Crowd Pleasers
Fair
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Set & Forget
Acceptable
West Melbourne · Melbourne · Steakhouse
Texas Roadhouse is not a wine destination and makes zero pretense of being one — we respect the honesty, even if we can't respect the list. Order the rolls, order the ribs, order a beer, and let the wine page collect dust.
Grocery Store
Fair
Basic Stemmed
MIA
Set & Forget
Acceptable
Scottsville Road · Bowling Green · Steakhouse
Logan's Roadhouse isn't here to impress you with wine, and it doesn't. Order a beer, grab a bourbon, or smuggle in something worth drinking — the wine list is an afterthought and it knows it.
Grocery Store
Steep
Basic Stemmed
MIA
Set & Forget
Acceptable
I-35 North · Georgetown · Steakhouse
Saltgrass Georgetown is not a wine destination — not even close — but it's one of the rare chain steakhouses where the wine program won't leave you feeling cheated. If you're here for the steak and want something decent in your glass at a fair price, you're covered.
Crowd Pleasers
Steal
Basic Stemmed
Willing but Green
Set & Forget
Acceptable
Wolf Ranch / I-35 Corridor · Georgetown · Steakhouse
LongHorn Georgetown is a perfectly fine place to eat a steak; it is not a place to drink wine. The pricing is fair enough that you won't feel robbed, but the list is so narrow and uninspired that you'd be better off asking what's on draft.
Grocery Store
Fair
Basic Stemmed
Rotating Cast
Set & Forget
Acceptable
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