Joe's Seafood, Prime Steak & Stone Crab
Old-School Steakhouse Wine List That Plays It Safe
River North · Chicago · Steakhouse, Seafood · Visit Website ↗
Reviewed March 8, 2026
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First Impression
The wine list here is exactly what you'd expect from a white-tablecloth steakhouse in a prime Chicago location: 300-400 bottles deep, heavy on California Cabs and French classics, and priced like they know their clientele can expense it. Laurent-Perrier La Cuvée sits prominently in the Champagne section, signaling the restaurant's preference for established names over adventurous picks.
Selection Deep Dive
The focus is classic steakhouse territory — California (especially Napa), France, and Italy dominate the list with predictable but quality selections. With a sommelier on staff and decades of service under their belt, the program leans heavily on proven crowd-pleasers: big Napa Cabs, accessible Burgundy, Italian Super Tuscans. There's depth here if you're hunting for mature vintages or prestige labels, but don't expect natural wines, orange experiments, or emerging regions. This is a list built for bone-in filets and stone crab, not for wine geeks looking to discover the next cult producer.
By the Glass
Around 20-25 options by the glass suggests they're covering the bases without getting creative. Expect the usual suspects: a Napa Cab, a few French reds, maybe a Chablis or two. The pours are likely generous and properly handled — this is a serious operation with tuxedo-clad servers who know their way around a wine service — but rotation seems minimal and the selections play it safe.
Laurent-Perrier La Cuvée Champagne — $95-110
At steakhouse markup it's not cheap, but starting with a quality grower Champagne sets the tone better than overpriced domestics
Mid-tier California Pinot Noir selections
Everyone orders the big Cabs here, but Pinot is often better with stone crab and gets less attention from markup-happy wine directors
House Napa Cabernet by the glass
Steakhouse glass pours at 3-4x markup are rarely worth it — spring for a bottle or stick to Champagne
Laurent-Perrier La Cuvée Champagne + Florida Stone Crab
The minerality and acidity cut through sweet crab meat while the bubbles refresh between claws — classic pairing for a reason
✔️ The Bottom Line
Joe's delivers exactly what it promises: a serious steakhouse wine program with proper service, varietal-specific glassware, and a list that won't surprise you but won't disappoint either. The markups sting and the selections play it safe, but if you're here for stone crab and a mature Napa Cab, you're in good hands.
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