Colonial Charm, Wednesday Wine Night Saves You
Portsmouth · Portsmouth · American, British
Reviewed May 20, 2026
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Walking into The Puddle Dock feels like someone took Portsmouth's colonial history and gave it a tasteful renovation — warm wood, good lighting, the kind of room that makes you want to order a bottle and settle in. The wine list, though, is a different story: it's the menu equivalent of the room's most predictable guest. California flag planted firmly, grocery-store-adjacent names running the show.
The list reads like a California greatest hits compilation — Josh Cellars, Meiomi, Kendall-Jackson, J. Lohr, Duckhold Decoy — recognizable to anyone who's walked through a Total Wine on a Saturday afternoon. There's a Wine Spectator Award of Excellence on the wall since 2025, which points to some genuine curatorial effort, but the evidence on the bottle list skews heavily toward accessible, mass-market producers rather than anything that'll make you lean across the table. Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio and La Marca Prosecco round out the international representation, which is to say, barely. If you're hunting for an Willamette Valley Pinot or a Rhône-style Grenache, you're dining at the wrong tavern.
By-the-glass specifics aren't published, but given the bottle list, expect the usual suspects poured into basic stems — a Chardonnay, a Cab, maybe a Pinot Grigio. The real move here is Wednesday's half-price wine night, which turns a steep markup situation into something actually reasonable. Come mid-week or come prepared to spend.
Duckhorn Decoy Cabernet Sauvignon — $52
At 108% markup it's the least punishing bottle on the list — and Decoy actually delivers some real structure for a California Cab. By Puddle Dock math, this is the closest thing to a deal they're offering.
J. Lohr Seven Oaks Cabernet Sauvignon
Most people walk past J. Lohr assuming it's too workaday, but Seven Oaks genuinely over-delivers for a $40 restaurant price — it's a serious Paso Robles Cab that handles red meat and classic pub fare with ease. Order it with the steak frites and don't tell anyone where you heard it.
Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling
A 220% markup on a $10 retail bottle is the kind of math that should come with an apology. At $32, you're paying for the name recognition of a wine that practically sells itself at every grocery store in New England. Hard pass.
Meiomi Pinot Noir + Fish and chips
Meiomi's soft, fruit-forward profile and low tannins don't bully the fish — it's an easy-drinking Pinot that plays nice with the salt and batter without demanding to be the center of attention. Not a transcendent pairing, but a genuinely good one for a casual night out.
Wednesday — Half-price wine night every Wednesday — the one concrete reason to plan your visit around the bottle list.
✔️ The Bottom Line
The Puddle Dock is a genuinely pleasant spot to eat in Portsmouth, and the Wednesday half-price wine night earns real goodwill — but the list itself is playing it safe with steep markups on familiar names. Come for the room, the food, and the mid-week deal; don't come expecting to discover anything.
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