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The Lazy List

Olive & Ivy Restaurant & Marketplace

Monday Deal Saves an Otherwise Overpriced Waterfront List

Scottsdale · Phoenix · Mediterranean · Visit Website ↗

patio-pourcasual-vibes

Reviewed March 15, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyCrowd Pleasers
MarkupGouge
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffRotating Cast
Specials & DealsOccasional
Storage & TempAcceptable

First Impression

The wine list reads like a greatest hits compilation from a corporate training manual — Veuve, Böen, The Prisoner — all the names that sound fancy to tourists but show zero personality. Sixty to eighty bottles with 18+ by-the-glass pours sounds promising until you see the markups and realize this is a canal-side patio play, not a wine destination.

Selection Deep Dive

The list leans heavily on crowd-pleasing California producers with a sprinkling of Italian and French standards to check boxes. You get the usual Napa Cab suspects, Monterey Pinot, and safe Italian whites like Pinot Grigio from Ca' di Alte and Girlan. There's a token South African Chenin Blanc from Beaumont and some Mosel Riesling to suggest range, but nothing shows real curation or depth. The Mediterranean cuisine deserves a more adventurous wine program — where are the Greek whites, the Lebanese reds, the Southern Italian gems? Instead, it's the same wines you'd find at twenty other upscale patios across Phoenix.

By the Glass

Eighteen-plus glass pours at $11-$23 means volume, not quality. The range includes basics like Scarpetta Barbera and Abadía de San Campio Albariño alongside the Böen Pinot and Unshackled Cabernet crowd-pleasers. It's perfectly fine for happy hour on the patio, but nothing here makes you want to skip the cocktails. Rotation seems minimal based on the set-it-and-forget-it vibe of the overall program.

💰Best Value

Riesling, Prost, Mosel — $42

Still a 180% markup but at least you're getting legitimate German Riesling, not California imitation, and it'll cut through the richness of mezze platters better than anything else on the list

💎Hidden Gem

Chenin Blanc, Beaumont, Overberg, South Africa

Most people skip South African whites but Beaumont makes textured, food-friendly Chenin that actually pairs beautifully with wood-fired fish — one of the few interesting picks on an otherwise sleepy list

Skip This

Pinot Grigio, Ca' di Alte, Delle Venezie DOC

A $13 retail bottle marked up to $46 is highway robbery for basic Italian Pinot Grigio you can buy at Trader Joe's — the 254% markup is insulting

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Sauvignon Blanc, Michel Armand, Sancerre AOC + Grilled Branzino

Classic Loire minerality meets clean Mediterranean fish — the Sancerre's citrus and chalk cut through the char while complementing the delicate flesh, and at $74 it's one of the fairer markups on the list

🍷Half-Price Wine Night

MondayHalf-priced bottles all day every Monday — literally the only reason to order wine here

The Bottom Line

Come for the canal views and Monday half-price bottles, because at full markup this list is a ripoff. The wine program shows zero effort beyond stocking recognizable labels and gouging tourists.

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