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The Lazy List

Milwaukee Burger Company - Madison

Order the milkshake, skip the wine list

North Sherman Avenue · Madison · American Burger Joint · Visit Website ↗

casual-vibes

Reviewed March 28, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyGrocery Store
MarkupSteep
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffMIA
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempAcceptable

First Impression

The wine list here is less a list and more a footnote — a couple of Barefoot bottles tucked beneath a beer menu that actually has something to say. This is a burger joint that knows it's a burger joint, which we respect, but someone still made the call to offer wine and we have to talk about it.

Selection Deep Dive

There's no region focus, no producer story, no attempt at curation — just Barefoot Chardonnay and Barefoot Sauvignon Blanc holding down the fort. Barefoot is a perfectly legal wine, but it's also available at every gas station in Wisconsin for under eight dollars a bottle. When a restaurant's entire wine program can be summarized in two SKUs from a grocery store shelf, the program isn't really a program — it's an afterthought. There are no reds, no bubbles, no interesting additions, nothing that suggests anyone thought about this for more than five minutes.

By the Glass

You're looking at two pours, max — and both are Barefoot. The glass options mirror the bottle options because the bottle options are the glass options. There's no rotation, no seasonal swap, no sign this will ever change.

💰Best Value

Barefoot Sauvignon Blanc — Unknown

If you're committed to ordering wine here — and we'd gently ask why — the Sauvignon Blanc at least has enough acidity to cut through a greasy burger without completely disappearing. It's the lesser bad option, which is the nicest thing we can say.

💎Hidden Gem

Barefoot Chardonnay

It's not hidden and it's not a gem, but the Chardonnay is inoffensive enough that if someone at your table insists on wine while everyone else drinks beer, this won't ruin the night. Manage expectations accordingly.

Skip This

Barefoot Sauvignon Blanc

Look, skip both of them. You're at a burger joint with a solid beer list. Order a local craft beer, order a milkshake, order literally anything else on the drinks menu — the wine is here in name only.

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Barefoot Chardonnay + Cheese Curds

If you must, the lightly oaked Chardonnay won't completely embarrass itself next to fried cheese curds. The fat in the curds softens the wine's flatness, and the wine's mild sweetness plays along. It's the blind leading the blind, but it works in a pinch.

The Bottom Line

Milwaukee Burger Company is genuinely good at being a burger restaurant — the wine program is not part of that success story. Drink the beer, eat the burger, leave the Barefoot for someone else.

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