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Kirby's Prime Steakhouse

Three Thousand Bottles of Steakhouse Markup

North Loop 1604 · San Antonio · Steakhouse · Visit Website ↗

splurge-worthydeep-cellardate-night

Reviewed March 13, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyDeep & Eclectic
MarkupGouge
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffKnowledgeable & Friendly
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempProper

First Impression

The wine list hits you like a phonebook — 3,000 bottles strong, housed in a showpiece cellar visible from the dining room. It's impressive until you start doing the math, and then it's just depressing.

Selection Deep Dive

The breadth is undeniable: California cabernets dominate, but there's proper French representation (Gigondas from Domaine de Cassan, Lucien Albrecht Cremant Rosé) and Italian selections including Barone Fini Pinot Grigio. You'll find serious Napa names like Duckhorn Three Palms Vineyard Merlot alongside solid workhorses like Alexander Valley Vineyards. The problem isn't what they stock — it's what they charge for it. This is a cellar built to wow your expense account, not to help you drink well.

By the Glass

Twenty to thirty by-the-glass options sounds generous until you see the prices. Sonoma Cutrer RRR Chardonnay and Cape Mentelle Sauvignon Blanc anchor the white side, while SaLia Syrah represents the reds. The selection rotates seasonally, but there's no evidence of adventurous pours or value-driven programming — just the usual steakhouse suspects at steakhouse prices.

💰Best Value

Alexander Valley Vineyards Merlot — $59

Still overpriced at double retail, but at least you're getting a solid California Merlot that won't embarrass you next to a ribeye

💎Hidden Gem

2004 Gigondas from Domaine de Cassan

Southern Rhône with age that most diners will skip for Napa cab — if the markup is reasonable, this could be the most interesting wine on the table

Skip This

Chateau Ste. Michelle Sauvignon Blanc

A $15 retail wine marked up to $50 is insulting, even in a steakhouse — this is a 233% gouge on a grocery store staple

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Duckhorn Three Palms Vineyard Merlot + Prime Ribeye

If you're already spending $80 on beef, the structured elegance of this single-vineyard Merlot will cut through the fat better than another cab

The Bottom Line

Kirby's has the cellar and the sommelier to be great, but the markup strategy is pure greed. Save this one for the company card, or just order a cocktail and enjoy the steak.

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