Counter-

Counter- hands you a wine list that feels like it was assembled from a grocery store end-cap in 2015 and hasn't been touched since. The selection screams "we know people expect wine, so here's wine" without any conviction or care behind it.

This is a paint-by-numbers list heavy on commercial labels you'd find at Total Wine with hefty restaurant markups slapped on top. The California section leans on workhorses like Caymus and La Crema, while the imports list barely ventures beyond entry-level Chianti and mass-market Malbec. There's no regional depth, no interesting producers, and zero indication anyone here cares about wine as anything more than a liquor license checkbox. The whole thing reads like it was ordered from a distributor's "safe picks" catalogue and left to gather dust.

The glass pour program is minimal and predictable—maybe six options that rotate never. Expect the usual suspects: a generic Pinot Grigio, an oaky Chardonnay, basic Cabernet, and a Malbec that's been on the list since opening day. Pours come in whatever glass is clean, with zero attention to varietal or temperature.